unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: sidegrl)

oomshi:

is that dick gluten free

thisismyveritas:

Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”


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